Monday, October 20, 2008

Hairdo Horriblus Giving Fashion a Bad Name

Women wearing curlers as hairdo fashion must be out of their minds

Runways can't get enough of them and now celebrities are rapidly joining their ranks. Continuing the Amy Winehouse trend of hairdo horriblus, follicle follies are taking root across the pond and beyond.

Okay, my puns need work. But so do unpalatable updos, hair accessories with no business being seen in public, and styles that haven't seen the light of day since 1969.

Consider Victoria Beckham's latest roadkill pixie. The look is positively revolting and I don't mean that in a good way. No idealistic counter-movements here. More like get back to the drawing board and splurge on hair extensions. Halle Berry Posh is not.

Just thinking about the endless possibilities of more monkey see monkey do made my heart go pitter-pat. Imagine these hilarious reverberations.

Victoria Beckham with roadkill pixie do makes me want to gag
Victoria Beckham


Posh pixie do meets Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton


Posh pixie do meets Sienna Miller
Sienna Miller


Posh pixie do meets Whoopi Goldberg
Whoopi Goldberg


Posh pixie do meets Madonna
Madonna


Posh pixie do meets Donald Trump
Donald Trump


Incredibly silly, right? No more than the real thing. These are not -- I repeat NOT -- the latest looks for Halloween.

Maddening hairstyles of the rich and famous
Amy Winehouse


Maddening hairstyles of the rich and famous
Alan Cumming


Maddening hairstyles of the rich and famous
Abbey Clancy


Maddening hairstyles of the rich and famous
Adele


Maddening hairstyles of the rich and famous
Yvonne Hoelzel


On second thought, that last one would make a fabu Marie Antoinette.


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