Monday, May 12, 2008

First Photos Jenna Bush and Henry Hager Wedding Revealed

On May 10, 2008, at Prairie Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas, First Twin, Jenna Bush, married long-time sweetheart, Henry Hager, in a private family ceremony. President George "Dubya" Bush and First Lady Laura Bush, as well as First Twin, Barbara Bush, and assorted family members were in attendance.

[Official Photos]

We have our own exclusive photographs of the happily married couple at the ceremony and on their honeymoon.

Jenna Bush and Henry Hager wedding photograph as envisioned by The Spewker
Newlyweds Henry and Jenna Hager take their first walk down the aisle.

Henry Hager and Jenna Bush Hager on their honeymoon in the Holy Land.

We Baltimorons couldn't be more excited about the happy couple choosing our quirky town for their first love nest. I hear they secretly purchased one of those historical row houses in a yuppie downtown neighborhood.

Shhhh. Don't tell anyone. As soon as the cat's out of the bag, the paps will be swarming the place.

Of course, having Jenna and Henry nearby is a definite advantage. All that secret service protection couldn't help but lower the murder rate.


BillyWarhol said...

OK the Wedding is Over can we Impeach Bush now!!

I don't think he deserves to go to China for the Olympics*

;)) Peace*